Текст песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Taco Grande



Taco Grande

[Rico Suave/G. Mejia,C. C. Warren,Gerado/1989]

[Translations taken from the alt.music.weirdal FAQ]



Taco, grande

Taco, grande



Yo quero chimichangas y chile colorado (I want chimichangas

and chile colorado )

Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado (I have the money for

a chopped steak )

Las flautas y tamale, siempre muy bueno (The flautas and tamales,

always really good)

Y el chile relleno (And the stuffed pepper

)



You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada

That`s right, I want the whole enchilada

My only addiction has to do with flour tortilla

I need a quesadilla



I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbon

With my friends or when I`m all alone

Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero (I am really hungry

and now I want)

Un burrito ranchero (a ranch-style burrito

)



So give me something spicy and hot now

Break out the menu, what you go, now?

Oh, would you tell the waiter I`d like to have

Sour cream on the side

You better make sure the beans are refried



Taco, grande Taco, grande



Well there`s not a taco big enough for a man like me

That`s why I order two or three

Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip

It`s really good with bean dip



I eat uno, dos, tres, quatro burritos

Pretty soon I can`t fit in my Speedos

Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas

And a pitcher of margaritas



Well the combination plates al come with beans and rice

The taquitos here are very nice

Now I`m down on my knees, we need some extra

Tomatoes and cheese

And could you make that separate checks, please?



Taco, grande Taco, grande



Buenos noches Senor y bienvenidos al Enrico`s (Good evening

sir and welcome to Enrico`s )

Casa de Salsa. Tenemos muchos platos muy (House of Salsa.

We have many very delicious)

sabrosos. Se puedo recommendar el ardiente pollo (dishes. May

I recommend the burning chicken)

al infierno. Muy delicioso. Sus ojos se (from hell.

Very delicious. Your eyes will )

quemaran. Su estomago estaran en fuego. Se (burn. Your

stomach will be on fire. You`ll )

quedaran en el bano por una semana. Entiendes lo (be in the

bathroom for a week! Understand )

que digo gringo estupido tonto? (what I`m saying

you really stupid Gringo? )



Well the food is coming I can hardly wait

Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate!

What you think you`re doing with my chili con queso?

Well, if you want some, just say so



Oh boy, pico de gallo

They sure don`t make it like this in Ohio

No gracias, yo quiero jalapenos, nada mas

You can toss away the hot sauce



Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole!

You better get me a bowl of guacamole

Y usted, Eugene? Wh`s your face turning green?

Don`t you like pinto beans?



You want some more cinnamon crispas?

If you don`t, hasta la vista

Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna

You can finish it manana



Well, it`s been a pleasure, I can`t eat no more

Senor, la cuenta, por favor

If you ain`t ever tried real Mexican cooking, well, you

Oughtta

Just don`t drink the water



Taco, grande Taco, grande

Taco, grande Taco, grande

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Taco Grande

[Rico Suave/G. Mejia,C. C. Warren,Gerado/1989]

[Translations taken from the alt.music.weirdal FAQ]



Taco, grande

Taco, grande



Yo quero chimichangas y chile colorado (I want chimichangas

and chile colorado )

Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado (I have the money for

a chopped steak )

Las flautas y tamale, siempre muy bueno (The flautas and tamales,

always really good)

Y el chile relleno (And the stuffed pepper

)



You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada

That`s right, I want the whole enchilada

My only addiction has to do with flour tortilla

I need a quesadilla



I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbon

With my friends or when I`m all alone

Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero (I am really hungry

and now I want)

Un burrito ranchero (a ranch-style burrito

)



So give me something spicy and hot now

Break out the menu, what you go, now?

Oh, would you tell the waiter I`d like to have

Sour cream on the side

You better make sure the beans are refried



Taco, grande Taco, grande



Well there`s not a taco big enough for a man like me

That`s why I order two or three

Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip

It`s really good with bean dip



I eat uno, dos, tres, quatro burritos

Pretty soon I can`t fit in my Speedos

Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas

And a pitcher of margaritas



Well the combination plates al come with beans and rice

The taquitos here are very nice

Now I`m down on my knees, we need some extra

Tomatoes and cheese

And could you make that separate checks, please?



Taco, grande Taco, grande



Buenos noches Senor y bienvenidos al Enrico`s (Good evening

sir and welcome to Enrico`s )

Casa de Salsa. Tenemos muchos platos muy (House of Salsa.

We have many very delicious)

sabrosos. Se puedo recommendar el ardiente pollo (dishes. May

I recommend the burning chicken)

al infierno. Muy delicioso. Sus ojos se (from hell.

Very delicious. Your eyes will )

quemaran. Su estomago estaran en fuego. Se (burn. Your

stomach will be on fire. You`ll )

quedaran en el bano por una semana. Entiendes lo (be in the

bathroom for a week! Understand )

que digo gringo estupido tonto? (what I`m saying

you really stupid Gringo? )



Well the food is coming I can hardly wait

Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate!

What you think you`re doing with my chili con queso?

Well, if you want some, just say so



Oh boy, pico de gallo

They sure don`t make it like this in Ohio

No gracias, yo quiero jalapenos, nada mas

You can toss away the hot sauce



Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole!

You better get me a bowl of guacamole

Y usted, Eugene? Wh`s your face turning green?

Don`t you like pinto beans?



You want some more cinnamon crispas?

If you don`t, hasta la vista

Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna

You can finish it manana



Well, it`s been a pleasure, I can`t eat no more

Senor, la cuenta, por favor

If you ain`t ever tried real Mexican cooking, well, you

Oughtta

Just don`t drink the water



Taco, grande Taco, grande

Taco, grande Taco, grande

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