Текст песни: Bloodhound Gang - Legend In My Spare Time



Ashes to ashes and funks to funky

Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky

And Jimmy Pop ain`t no heiny hobbit gaybe

Ain`t no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy

Cause I`m a Loch Ness a Loch Ness a Loch Ness monster

Jerry`s Kids are knockin` at my door, "Could you be a sponsor?"

Tiny Bubbles in my tub pull my finger Lawrence Welk

If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk

When I`m feeling Oriental I gotta rub my chin

I`m gonna hold my water in like I`m Gunga Din

So have a taste of my bass cause the girlies got smiles

You get on my case like the Rockford Files

Crazy Eddie in the slammer cause he`s giving it all away

John Boy in the barn with a horse in the hay

No rhyme no reason no job no class

And we don`t go near the ghetto cause they`d shoot our ass



Go go yeah yeah huh what?

I`m a legend in my spare time



If you ain`t ever been to the suburbs

Don`t you ever come to the suburbs

Cause you wouldn`t understand the suburbs

Cause I`m a huskin` a huskin` a huskin` your corn

I`m as deep as a plot to a gay porn

So Uh-Oh Spaghettios I forgot to hide away the body

I know that she`s a hotty but damn that girl could party

So come to me momma it ain`t no crime

I`m a skilled love doctor growlin`, "What`s your sign?"

Did the Flamin` Waffle with Ho Chi Min

Your girl`s a dollar bill `cause we don`t know where she`s been

J.F.K.`s head`s a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle

Barbara Eden in the bottle and now i`m gonna guzzle

You`re too what? Shy shy huh what?

Hush hush yea? I knew why

Cause we`re playing the Palladium can`t get on Star Search

Daddy Legs standing tall he can do the Funky Lurch

And Jimmy Jimmy Pop is short for Jimmy Jimmy Popular

You know I know you know your not the tough guy that I thought you were



Go go yeah yeah huh what?

I`m a legend in my spare time



Cause I wopbobaloobop

Ha cha cha chatch

Come lick my balls

Vive la my crotch



Cause your daddy thinks I`m lazy your momma thinks I`m crazy

But neither of them know that you are carrying my baby

And I`m the Amos I`m the Andy I`m the sticky Aunt Jemammy

I gave you mouth to mouth like Resuscitation Annie

It takes two of us to do this like Dean Martin Jerry Lewis

And your throat is swollen gloryholen` ya blew us

George Burns` pacemaker beats steady slow and low

That`s why we got more hits then a dealer at a Dead show



Go go yeah yeah huh what?

I`m a legend in my spare time

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Ashes to ashes and funks to funky

Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky

And Jimmy Pop ain`t no heiny hobbit gaybe

Ain`t no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy

Cause I`m a Loch Ness a Loch Ness a Loch Ness monster

Jerry`s Kids are knockin` at my door, "Could you be a sponsor?"

Tiny Bubbles in my tub pull my finger Lawrence Welk

If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk

When I`m feeling Oriental I gotta rub my chin

I`m gonna hold my water in like I`m Gunga Din

So have a taste of my bass cause the girlies got smiles

You get on my case like the Rockford Files

Crazy Eddie in the slammer cause he`s giving it all away

John Boy in the barn with a horse in the hay

No rhyme no reason no job no class

And we don`t go near the ghetto cause they`d shoot our ass



Go go yeah yeah huh what?

I`m a legend in my spare time



If you ain`t ever been to the suburbs

Don`t you ever come to the suburbs

Cause you wouldn`t understand the suburbs

Cause I`m a huskin` a huskin` a huskin` your corn

I`m as deep as a plot to a gay porn

So Uh-Oh Spaghettios I forgot to hide away the body

I know that she`s a hotty but damn that girl could party

So come to me momma it ain`t no crime

I`m a skilled love doctor growlin`, "What`s your sign?"

Did the Flamin` Waffle with Ho Chi Min

Your girl`s a dollar bill `cause we don`t know where she`s been

J.F.K.`s head`s a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle

Barbara Eden in the bottle and now i`m gonna guzzle

You`re too what? Shy shy huh what?

Hush hush yea? I knew why

Cause we`re playing the Palladium can`t get on Star Search

Daddy Legs standing tall he can do the Funky Lurch

And Jimmy Jimmy Pop is short for Jimmy Jimmy Popular

You know I know you know your not the tough guy that I thought you were



Go go yeah yeah huh what?

I`m a legend in my spare time



Cause I wopbobaloobop

Ha cha cha chatch

Come lick my balls

Vive la my crotch



Cause your daddy thinks I`m lazy your momma thinks I`m crazy

But neither of them know that you are carrying my baby

And I`m the Amos I`m the Andy I`m the sticky Aunt Jemammy

I gave you mouth to mouth like Resuscitation Annie

It takes two of us to do this like Dean Martin Jerry Lewis

And your throat is swollen gloryholen` ya blew us

George Burns` pacemaker beats steady slow and low

That`s why we got more hits then a dealer at a Dead show



Go go yeah yeah huh what?

I`m a legend in my spare time

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