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[Sounds of Basketball being shot around]

[Sandler:] "Hey man, I`m joining a religious cult."

[Allen:] "Now, that`s ridiculous."

[Sandler:] "Well, I`m joining it, so you gotta sign up too."

[Allen:] "What are you talking about?"

[Sandler:] "Hey, don`t fuck me on this, man, just sign up."

[Allen:] "No, I`m not going to join a cult!"

[Sandler:] "I can`t believe you`re pulling this shit on me after

Monday night --"

[Allen:] "What?

[Sandler:] "-- I wanted to watch Monday Night Football

and you wanted to watch that other show and we watched your show --

I did that for you!"

[Allen:] "Yeah, well, you kept flippin` back to the game."

[Sandler:] "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN` SCORE!

Whadda you gotta do that`s so fucking importnat you can`t join

the religious cult with me?"

[Allen:] "Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."

[Sandler:] "Oh, boy, no no, I don`t think you should do that.

Because this guy, Russell -- he`s the leader-guy of the cult --"

[Allen:] "-- yeah --"

[Sandler:] "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches

about the sun being bad, like the beast can`t come out

because the sun`s too bright and the sun hurts his eyes or something --

you show up all sunburned and that guy`s gonna get pissed at you and me!"

[Allen:] "Well, I`m not in the cult, so I don`t have to worry

about pissing the leader guy off!"

[Sandler:] "Look, I`m -- starting to believe in some of the stuff

the cult guy`s been saying --

some of it makes a lot of sense!

[Allen:] "Well, good, but I don`t want to join the cult.

We can still hang out; I just won`t be in it with you."

[Sandler:] "The point is, I`m not gonna have time to hang out

with you because I`m gonna be fuckin` busy with this fuckin`

cult!"

[Allen:] "So I`ll visit on weekends -- we`ll work it out."

[Sandler:] "No, the weekends are like the busiest time --

that`s when we go to flea malls and fuckin` malls and talk people

into joining, man!"

[Allen:] "Can I join for just a little while?

I told my dad I`d go visit him in Florida in three weeks."

[Sandler:] "Well, just, we`ll ask then, but we gotta join now."

[Allen:] "What`s the hurry?"

[Sandler:] "There`s a girl I wanna meet there, what the fuck`s

your problem?"

[Allen:] "Well, I mean I don`t really have to believe in this stuff, do I?"

[Sandler:] "No, no, just fuckin` tell everybody you believe in

this shit -- when they say the sun sucks, go,

"Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin` hate it too, long live the fuckin` beast."

[Allen:] "I don`t know, man. This is crazy."

[Sandler:] "Look, they`re gonna give you clothers, a free haircut,

you`re gonna get food --"

[Allen:] "-- it`s not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"

[Sandler:] "It`s gonna be a haircut, all right?

You said you need a haircut, they`re gonna fuckin` cut your hair.

You`re going in, saving twelve bucks, just fuckin` do it!"

[Allen:] "Do you think the hot girl has a friend for me?"

[Sandler:] "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn`t, she`ll go out and

recruit one for you!"

[Allen:] "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don`t like it, I`m

going to escape, man."

[Sandler:] "OK, that`s up to you."



[Three weeks later!]



[Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time!

The night time is the right time!"

[Sandler:] "Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?"

[Allen:] "Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. Thank you."

[Sandler:] "You`re not mad at them making you, uh, kill your

father, are you?"

[Allen:] "You know, it`s like they said. It was the only way to save him."

[Sandler:] "You`re a good guy."

[Allen:] "You`re a better one."

[Chanting resumes]

[Sounds of Basketball being shot around]

[Sandler:] "Hey man, I`m joining a religious cult."

[Allen:] "Now, that`s ridiculous."

[Sandler:] "Well, I`m joining it, so you gotta sign up too."

[Allen:] "What are you talking about?"

[Sandler:] "Hey, don`t fuck me on this, man, just sign up."

[Allen:] "No, I`m not going to join a cult!"

[Sandler:] "I can`t believe you`re pulling this shit on me after

Monday night --"

[Allen:] "What?

[Sandler:] "-- I wanted to watch Monday Night Football

and you wanted to watch that other show and we watched your show --

I did that for you!"

[Allen:] "Yeah, well, you kept flippin` back to the game."

[Sandler:] "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN` SCORE!

Whadda you gotta do that`s so fucking importnat you can`t join

the religious cult with me?"

[Allen:] "Well, I was gonna go sunbathing."

[Sandler:] "Oh, boy, no no, I don`t think you should do that.

Because this guy, Russell -- he`s the leader-guy of the cult --"

[Allen:] "-- yeah --"

[Sandler:] "-- he was rambling on during one of the speeches

about the sun being bad, like the beast can`t come out

because the sun`s too bright and the sun hurts his eyes or something --

you show up all sunburned and that guy`s gonna get pissed at you and me!"

[Allen:] "Well, I`m not in the cult, so I don`t have to worry

about pissing the leader guy off!"

[Sandler:] "Look, I`m -- starting to believe in some of the stuff

the cult guy`s been saying --

some of it makes a lot of sense!

[Allen:] "Well, good, but I don`t want to join the cult.

We can still hang out; I just won`t be in it with you."

[Sandler:] "The point is, I`m not gonna have time to hang out

with you because I`m gonna be fuckin` busy with this fuckin`

cult!"

[Allen:] "So I`ll visit on weekends -- we`ll work it out."

[Sandler:] "No, the weekends are like the busiest time --

that`s when we go to flea malls and fuckin` malls and talk people

into joining, man!"

[Allen:] "Can I join for just a little while?

I told my dad I`d go visit him in Florida in three weeks."

[Sandler:] "Well, just, we`ll ask then, but we gotta join now."

[Allen:] "What`s the hurry?"

[Sandler:] "There`s a girl I wanna meet there, what the fuck`s

your problem?"

[Allen:] "Well, I mean I don`t really have to believe in this stuff, do I?"

[Sandler:] "No, no, just fuckin` tell everybody you believe in

this shit -- when they say the sun sucks, go,

"Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin` hate it too, long live the fuckin` beast."

[Allen:] "I don`t know, man. This is crazy."

[Sandler:] "Look, they`re gonna give you clothers, a free haircut,

you`re gonna get food --"

[Allen:] "-- it`s not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"

[Sandler:] "It`s gonna be a haircut, all right?

You said you need a haircut, they`re gonna fuckin` cut your hair.

You`re going in, saving twelve bucks, just fuckin` do it!"

[Allen:] "Do you think the hot girl has a friend for me?"

[Sandler:] "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn`t, she`ll go out and

recruit one for you!"

[Allen:] "Well, all right. But, hey, if I don`t like it, I`m

going to escape, man."

[Sandler:] "OK, that`s up to you."



[Three weeks later!]



[Chanting repeatedly] "The night time is the right time!

The night time is the right time!"

[Sandler:] "Hey buddy, are you glad you did this?"

[Allen:] "Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. Thank you."

[Sandler:] "You`re not mad at them making you, uh, kill your

father, are you?"

[Allen:] "You know, it`s like they said. It was the only way to save him."

[Sandler:] "You`re a good guy."

[Allen:] "You`re a better one."

[Chanting resumes]

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