Текст песни: Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car



Here we go



Piece of shit car

I got a piece of shit car

That fuckin` pile of shit

Never gets me very far



My car`s a big piece of shit

`Cause the shocks are fucking shot

And my seatbelt`s fucking broken

I got to tie it in a knot

(It`s a piece of shit)



I can`t see through the windshield

`Cause it`s got a big fucking` crack

And the interior smells real bad

`Cause my friend puked in the back

(It`s a piece of shit)



(Piece of shit car)

Piece of shit car

(He`s got a piece of shit car)

It sucks royal dick

(That fuckin` pile of shit)

100% crap

(Never gets him very far)

Oh fuck you car



It`s got no CD player, it only got the 8-track

Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack

(They can bite his ass too)

And I got no fuckin` brakes

I`m always way out of control

Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"

(You fuckin` piece of shit)



(Piece of shit car)

I got piece of shit car

(He got a piece of shit car)

Diesel gas sucks my ass

(That fuckin` pile of shit)

That pile of metal shit

(Never gets him very far)



Oh what the fuck did I do

What the fuck did I do

What the fuck did I do

To get stuck with you

You`re too wide for drive-thru

And you smell like the shoe

But I`m too broke to buy something new

Oh fuck me



Well the engine likes to flood

The car always fuckin` stalls

And the seat cushion`s got a big rip

So a spring always pokes the balls

(Ouch, ouch, ouch)

Plus the door locks are busted

I gotta use a fucking coat hanger

(What a pain in his ass)

And if a girlie sees my car

There`s no chance I`ll ever bang her

(He never ever gets da pussy)

Hey shut up

(Piece of shit car)

You piece of shit car



(You got a piece of shit car)

You piece of shit car

(Piece of shit car)

Bald fuckin` tires

(You got a piece of shit car)

No rearview fucking mirror

(Piece of shit car)

Seven different colors

(You got a piece of shit car)

Fucking rag for a gas cap

(Piece of shit car)

Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere

(You got a piece of shit car)

(Piece of shit car)

(You got a piece of shit car)

(Piece of shit car)

Oh the whole town thinks I`m a loser

(You got a piece of shit car)

Cabby give me a push

(Piece of shit car...)

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Here we go



Piece of shit car

I got a piece of shit car

That fuckin` pile of shit

Never gets me very far



My car`s a big piece of shit

`Cause the shocks are fucking shot

And my seatbelt`s fucking broken

I got to tie it in a knot

(It`s a piece of shit)



I can`t see through the windshield

`Cause it`s got a big fucking` crack

And the interior smells real bad

`Cause my friend puked in the back

(It`s a piece of shit)



(Piece of shit car)

Piece of shit car

(He`s got a piece of shit car)

It sucks royal dick

(That fuckin` pile of shit)

100% crap

(Never gets him very far)

Oh fuck you car



It`s got no CD player, it only got the 8-track

Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack

(They can bite his ass too)

And I got no fuckin` brakes

I`m always way out of control

Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"

(You fuckin` piece of shit)



(Piece of shit car)

I got piece of shit car

(He got a piece of shit car)

Diesel gas sucks my ass

(That fuckin` pile of shit)

That pile of metal shit

(Never gets him very far)



Oh what the fuck did I do

What the fuck did I do

What the fuck did I do

To get stuck with you

You`re too wide for drive-thru

And you smell like the shoe

But I`m too broke to buy something new

Oh fuck me



Well the engine likes to flood

The car always fuckin` stalls

And the seat cushion`s got a big rip

So a spring always pokes the balls

(Ouch, ouch, ouch)

Plus the door locks are busted

I gotta use a fucking coat hanger

(What a pain in his ass)

And if a girlie sees my car

There`s no chance I`ll ever bang her

(He never ever gets da pussy)

Hey shut up

(Piece of shit car)

You piece of shit car



(You got a piece of shit car)

You piece of shit car

(Piece of shit car)

Bald fuckin` tires

(You got a piece of shit car)

No rearview fucking mirror

(Piece of shit car)

Seven different colors

(You got a piece of shit car)

Fucking rag for a gas cap

(Piece of shit car)

Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere

(You got a piece of shit car)

(Piece of shit car)

(You got a piece of shit car)

(Piece of shit car)

Oh the whole town thinks I`m a loser

(You got a piece of shit car)

Cabby give me a push

(Piece of shit car...)

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